Because U’re My friend

February 12th, 2009 by maschatzy0501

Friendship Oath

  • When you are sad,
    I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the jerk who made you sad.

  • When you are scared,
    I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

  • When you are worried,
    I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

  • When you are confused,
    I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

  • And when you are lost,
    I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

  • When you are sick,
    I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

  • When you fall,
    I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you’re my friend.

Ready steady go

February 3rd, 2009 by maschatzy0501

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